STEP 12: Re-Tweet Rev Run and Other Dating Wisdoms

Okay, so you’ve shown your followers that you’re human with flaws and feelings. You try to take care of yourself, and treat yourself, and keep it real. But, are you DEEP?

Yes, you might not think followers care about your innermost philosophies or beliefs, that all they care about is how hot you look but you couldn’t be further from the truth. When seeking spiritual guidance or advice on love, followers look to you, the model who makes a living from her looks.

Why? Simple. Everyone “loves” you but who really loves you? So many people want to hang out with you and be friends with you, but how many of them are truly friends?

What’s that? You’re not very good with words? That’s okay. Simply follow @RevRunWisdom and re-tweet EVERYTHING he types.

His tweets will prevent you from falling into a deep hole of depression because you don’t have “an amazing boyfriend” or a dog. For those single, dogless models brave enough to branch out on their own, go on the offensive – if a date isn’t going well, tweet about all the mistakes the guy’s making. Follow up on how bad it was the morning after. Finally, demonstrate that YOU are not the problem by tweeting about what “a real man” does and doesn’t do. Because after all, you’re just a dude in a chick’s body, right?!

(NOTE: The fact there are 12 steps isn’t a coincidence.)

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