STEP 3: Upload Pics of Your Food or Drink

Hey, killing your [insert body part] at the gym and airing your grievances about the opposite sex's obsession with your beauty takes A LOT out of you. At this point, you are STARVING and you'll need to re-energize. That's when food and/or drink come into play. Now, we must warn you - that's not the only situation when you'll need to show your followers pics of what you're eating and/or drinking - there's actually a wide variety of scenarios:

• When you're 'eating right' - This shows readers that you're getting fit the right way. You can either tweet about how much it sucks and how you'd rather be eating [insert fast food / junk food] or you can go the super chipper positive route - "SO FRESH! SO HEALTHY! SO ORGANIC! YUMMY! NOM! NOM! NOM!"
• Whenever you get Starbucks - Make sure you get a good pic of yourself sucking on the straw (in what you think is a funny pose, when every other guy thinks it's fap-worthy) and DON'T FORGET to have the label facing the camera.
• When you're at, or done with, a shoot and want to binge - Drool over the catered tables and tweet how badly you want to partake then when your work day's done, have an orgasm over finally being able to indulge. Use hashtags like #heaven and #betterthansex. If you can choose a 'cheat food', go with cupcakes.
• When you're having a Sunday Funday or brunch (usually both) - Hey, you're unwinding. You're not all business. Your followers need to know that. You like to let your hair down. Mondays are the worst! Stars! They're just like us!
• When you're at the club - This is a no-brainer. Models pop bottles. Bottles and models. If you want to show off your wild side, make friends with a table that has a giant bottle of Grey Goose then pretend you're chugging it. If there aren't any bottles, order a ridiculous drink that comes in a weird glass or has absurd ingredients. DO NOT DRINK IT ALL. Leave as many floaters as possible.
• When you're "drunk" and get drunk food late night - Comment on how bad it is for you and how you shouldn't but then add that you're gonna "pay for it at the gym tomorrow". Also, your followers need to understand just how drunk you are and how good the bad food is, so be sure to add as many o's as possible to "so". For example, "soooooooooooooooooooo".
• When you're hungover - Tweet your recovery method. This could include a "miracle shake" that's not approved by the FDA or breakfast in bed delivered by your "amazing boyfriend".