How to Twerk With Senior Citizens
Kids twerk. Moms twerk. Now grandma can shake her rump just like she did when the Great Depression ended and she wasn’t hiding under school desks from atomic bombs or whatever people did back when everything was in black and white.
Syd Wilder fulfills her state-mandated community service by teaching seniors how to twerk and remain upstanding members of our society.
Hopefully she teaches them in her next how to stop sagging in spandex, how the HELL is that possible, it’s spandex and MAN getting old sucks. Bright side to getting geriatric — hot girls like Syd show up in spandex and shake their cute butt for a couple hours in the name of comedy.