She may not be related to George Washington, but Janis True cannot tell a lie. KA-CHING! We just won the award for World's Most Obvious & Stupid Joke. It's very prestigious. You're lucky we're even friends now. Don't worry, we'll remember the little people when we're accepting our Oscar/Pulitzer/Nobel combo prize circa 2019.

Sorry about all that tangent stuff. Janis here is a really pretty lady, so have a look at some pics of her not wearing lotsa clothes!