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‘Jersey Shore’-naments Sure to Make Your Tree Look ‘Ho-Ho-Horrible’


This holiday season, when you’re gathered around O’ Tannenbaum with kith and kin, you’ll be able to stare fondly at ‘The Situation’s’ Abs, Snooki’s heaving bosoms or Pauly D’s ridiculous haircut that makes him look like a Dick Tracy villain. That’s because that cunning marketing mogul, Snooki, is at it again with a collection of Jersey Shore inspired Christmas ornaments.

The ornaments, unveiled to viewers of the Home Shopping Network this week, are made in the likeness of the ‘characters’ of the ‘Jersey Shore,’ promptly sold out and led us to believe there is no Santa, Jesus or hope for this world.

The Situation and Pauly D complete with a couple of groupies as side ornaments, because everyone knows that you can’t have Christmas without a couple of Ho-Ho-Ho’s.

[Kurt S. Adler Ornaments Via PopWatch]

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