Jessica Burciaga set out to make an incredibly sexy video. She succeeded. She also taught us all a valuable lesson -- bed sheets will get you laid.

Minus Jessica for a moment, look at only the bed in this video. Is there anything better than crawling into a bed of freshly washed linens? Who wouldn't want to crawl inside those thousand count sheets and lose half a day just making snow angels under the sheets? Ok, bring Jessica back now. She probably wants to do the same, and possibly more, under those sheets. See what nice clean linens can do gents?

So the next time a woman comes over, wash your sheets beforehand. Inside out so Spider-Man doesn't fade.