First of all, if you don't know who Joselyn Cano is, you're welcome. You can wipe the drool off your chin now. The 25-year-old fitness model rocks a body with measurements that, frankly, don't seem physically plausible, like they're straight out of a '90s-era comic book or something (lookin' at you, Caitlin Fairchild). We seriously wonder how those teeny-tiny bikinis manage to contain her. (Oh, and a quick note: she's a vegetarian, so you might want to lay off the burgers if you're ever lucky enough to find yourself in the same room as she is.)