JWoww Reveals Cleavage — and Fight Tips — in Maxim Magazine [PICTURES]
'Jersey Shore' star JWoww and her impressive -- possibly purchased -- chest splashed themselves all over the cover of the January issue of Maxim magazine, and the accompanying interview was almost as revealing as the photos.
The erstwhile Jenni Farley, 25, said she cried when she found out she was going to be on the cover and was "jumping up and down and totally bugging out." She said the cover is "probably her highest accomplishment."
We really can't so much blame her for being excited. Lovely though she may be, she'll probably never win a Nobel. Unless she finally hunkers down and gets that physics degree she has been putting off since never.
She also provides a great community service by offering women her time-tested tricks for surviving a bar fight:
"Pull your hair back. You don't want some b*tch yanking on your hair."
The other option for women is possibly not getting into bar fights.