Our favorite part of Sunday night's Golden Globe telecast was Seth Rogan's juvenile joke about getting an erection because he was standing next to Kate Beckinsale, his absurdly hot co-presenter. It was funny because it was probably true.

Beckinsale discussed that magical moment during her appearance on 'Conan' Monday, cruelly relaying that Rogan's happy friend was "barely discernible."

She also expended upon her comfort with penis jokes in general, telling Conan that in her family it is a tradition to form the male phallus out of foods and that, whenever she visits her mother, she leaves behind a present made from a banana and two apples. So if you want to impress the sexy Brit you better be packing more cucumber than carrot.


[via Team Coco]