Katrina Darling — distant cousin of Kate Middleton (aka Mrs. Prince William) — will grace the cover of Sir Hugh Hefner's upcoming Playboy September issue. Hef is apparently not looking to save the queen (from scandal).

The "international burlesque dancer and model" (as she crowns herself on her official Tumblr) will have an eight-page featured spread in the magazine. The magazine confirmed to Page Six that the issue is scheduled to hit newsstands Aug. 17.

Katrina and Kate are second cousins, once removed, for those who even care.  Apparently her grandmother Jane Darling and Middleton’s great-grandfather Thomas Harrison were siblings.

While you wait for Darling's nude pictorial in Playboy, you can sneak a peek at her crown jewels on Facebook, Twitter and follow her on Instagram. You're next Pippa.