Name: Larry Lechuga

Location: Just outside the fence at Disney's Epcot Center.

Occupation: Produce distributor and hug philanthropist.

Spends His Free Time: Scaring the ever-loving guts out of everyone he meets.

Interests: Face painting, his vintage Doc Martin collection, vegetarianism and free love.

In His Spare Time: Involved in several flash-mob dance teams, captain of the midnight rollerskating club.

Not Into: Judgement and the dude in the Daffy Duck costume who is always flipping him off from inside the park.

Motto: “Baby, I was born this way."

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