Let’s Answer Some Reader Emails
Much like every other website, we get a ton of emails. Aside from the Nigerian lotteries and offers for discounts on dinosaurs, we occasionally get serious questions, requests, complaints and inquires from the general public. Naturally, we don’t take them seriously at all.
Here are those emails, along with our courteous responses. Names have been changed, just in case, but horrific spelling and grammar has not.
Subject: Stop it!
I keep getting GS posts on my Facebook. How can I get you to stop it! I
want nothing to do with this site. I am a 66 yr old lady.
Sent from my iPad
RE: Stop it!
If you’re a 66-year-old woman that can work an iPad, we’re confident you can figure out how to unlike a Facebook page.
Subject: Hey sexy mug shot
Check out the girl in Ohio her name is _______ she is 20
and dame right beautiful I know this girl personally so I would hope u keep
me anomounous thanks
Sent from my iPhone
RE: Hey sexy mug shot
Thanks for the tip! We’ll add her to our collection. We’re obviously referring to the collection on our bedroom wall.
I got a recommendation of you from one of your customers I will love to have your online catalogue and quotes.
Sure thing Lisa! Here is our catalogue.
And here is a quote – ”I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You’ll be mad, but it will be too late.” – Mitch Hedberg
Let us know if you need anything else.
Subject: pictures of National TOpless Day
Can you send me there pics uncensored?
RE: pictures of National TOpless Day