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Listening to Yoko Ono Cover Katy Perry Rendered Us Unable To Have Children

Yoko Ono has a rich history of ruining things music. She won’t stop until they bury her three fee under (she’s small).

The difference between us screaming the lyrics to Katy Perry's 'Firework', and Yoko doing it, is that we know we suck. The cherry on the top of this crap sundae is that at the end of this "performance" she actually received applause from the crowd. Imagine all the people...who think this is woman has talent. Imagine them. Scary right?

Maybe they were clapping because it was thankfully over.

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