Little Kid Dancing with Tampa Bay Buccaneers Cheerleaders Must Never Happen Again

We don't like children because we own a couple. Here is more reason to loathe them.

His name is Christian, AKA Little Fear, AKA the ruination of all things pervertedly wonderful about NFL cheerleading. Those women are dancing for men to enjoy with their eyeballs and this little kid is dancing around right in the middle of our perverted daydreams.

Look kid, you're a good dancer and darn adorable, but all we men have to look forward to in life is Sunday football, beer, Larry the Cable Guy specials, tailgating, manicures, farting, bacon on bacon sandwiches, rubber band instruments, pop-up books and gorgeous NFL cheerleaders and their choreographed dances.

You're ruining one of our favorite things!