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Man in Drunk Lives Matters Shirt Arrested For…Well, You Know

This guy had the perfect attire for the occasion.

Police in Newville, Pa. arrested Elwood R. Gutshall III, 44, last month for drunk driving. Check out the mug shot — he just so happens to be wearing a T-shirt that says, “Drunk Lives Matter.”

It’s probably a better shirt to wear than, say, a Mothers Against Drunk Driving shirt, which would’ve been the ultimate in irony.

Of course, we can’t help but notice this dude’s name is Elwood. Not to make a blanket statement or anything, but can you really be surprised that a guy with that name would wear a shirt like this? It just fits. Based on his behavior, though, we think that “the third” that goes at the end of the moniker makes it seem like he’s a blue blood when, in fact, he’s more like a Pabst Blue Blood.

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