A select group of Chicago movie goers were gifted with a special 'sneak pee-view', in the form of a grown man standing up and flashing his junk for all to see just 30 minutes into a screening of Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked.

Edward Brown, got the feeling to disrobe in front of 96 people - many of them little people, or children as they are referred to in the police report.

Is nothing sacred, Mr. Brown? This isn’t the 4am showing of Tinker With Your Tailor Like a Soldier Spy. This is Alvin, Simon and Theodore, sir. The only nuts this audience wanted to see were those possibly gathered by adorable CGI chipmunks!

To Edward’s credit he did have a reasonable defense, citing that he only stripped down because he was lead into the theater by an “unknown woman” who told him she’d soon return so they can do drugs and have sex.

Sounds logical doesn't it Alvin? Alvin? Aaaaaaaallllllvvvvvvviiiinnnnnnn!!!

[Via The Smoking Gun]