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Man Falling Into Wild Rapids Keeps His Beer Perfectly Intact

This guy isn’t a hero so much as he is a “beer-o.”

Check out this thirsty fella riding a tube in the Willamette River in Eugene, Ore. Sure, he falls into the water, but if you watch closely, you’ll notice that in one hand he’s holding a beer — and he refuses to let that arm go under water, thus saving the beer┬ábecause he’s got his priorities locked up tighter than the remaining tall boys in his cooler back on shore.

Go ahead and criticize if you must, but let’s be honest: if you were enduring the rough day of recreation this guy is, then you’d do whatever you could to save your beer, too. He’s earned his drink.

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