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Man Smuggles Suitcases Full Of Crocodiles On Bus

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You’ve heard of the cinematic masterpiece ‘Snakes on a Plane’ , but what about ‘Crocs on a Bus’?  Various media outlets report that a Bulgarian man tried to smuggle several suitcases packed with turtles, chameleons, Komodo dragons, crocodiles, pythons and poisonous tree frogs into the country on a bus so he could sell them. To who? We don’t know but who wouldn’t want a giant lizard that can end your life with a single bite?

Experts detained the animals and sent them to the Sofia Zoo where they will be examined. A spokesperson for the customs office explained that there is high demand for exotic animals in the Balkan country and that it’s much easier to transport them in European countries, as the border control is fairly lenient.

While having a dangerous exotic pet is a great way to impress the ladies, it’s an even better move for those hoping to score a Darwin Award or end up on up ’1,000 Ways to Die.’

How depressing for the crocodile – getting stuffed into something that will eventually be your fate.

[Via FilmDrunk]

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