"Yeah, there's an out-of-control speeding motorcross bike coming right at me, but I can still talk."

We bet that's what this guy was saying to the other person on the line because, as we all know, you never ever ever ever ever get off the phone, no matter what life-of-death situation or possibly really painful injury is heading your way.

Yes, he's a lunatic for staying on the phone, but we will give him some serious style points for his casual manner, like, getting out of the way of a vehicle that's about to sock him in the grill is as routine as the breath he may not soon be exhaling.

Perhaps the most amazing thing here is the guy was actually using the phone to talk. It's 2014. We figured he'd be much more interested in Instagramming his brush with the Grim Reaper.