Meet Manko - a 30-year-old SuicideGirl from the UK who... well, you gotta just read what she has to say for yourself.

Name: Manko Suicide

Age: 30

Location: United Kingdom

Occupation: Deconstructing reality.

Stats: Constantly bruised.

Body mods: Garbed in ultimate (flub)-uppery, black rotten heart covered in lipstick and gore.

Gets me hot: Legs. I'm a leg man. Like Buk.

Favorite position: Shagging in the disabled toilet on the bullet train from Osaka to Tokyo at over 200 mph!

Fantasy: I'm working on being born a handsome shinto-ist with a big (rooster) in my next life. Will sing in counter-tenor and be really good at hand-balancing, too.

Into: People who have notes written on their hand in blue biro (Ed. note - translation: ballpoint pen... frickin' Brits)

Not into: That question "who is the girl behind the image?" It is the straightest path to my sod-off list. If I open my legs wide enough you reckon you'll see the real Manko shining through? Well honestly darling, you can suck my (rooster).

Makes me happy: The smell of hair bleach, the sound of semi in Tokyo heat, jinxing people on my blacklist and getting mistaken for a tranny.

Makes me sad: That David Bowie ruined his fabulous Ziggy Stardust fangs in the States in the 80s.

Hobbies: Collecting tart cards.

I spend most of my free time: Dressing up, wallowing in self-obsession, excessively drinking, mocking things, making things, entertaining my alter ego, not being very nice, dreaming.

Films: Hedwig and The Angry Inch, Velvet Goldmine, Shortbus, Rocky Horror Picture Show

TV shows: Skins (UK, of course), Bored To Death, Big Bang Theory

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