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Meanwhile, in La-La Land: Naked Man Stomped Out a Windshield For Some Reason

Busted windshield

You know what they say: When in Rome, do as the Romans do. You know what they don’t say, ever? When in Hollywood, smoke enough voodoo dope to make your clothes fall off and then stomp the car of an innocent bystander with while they wait for the traffic light to turn green. 

Maybe they should start saying that though, because unfortunately it’s exactly what Los Angeles county police say happened earlier this week at a downtown intersection. According to reports, witnesses watched a naked man come out of a building near Spring and Sixth Street and without provocation,jump on the hood of a red Mustang, stomping out the car’s windshield.

As you can imagine, this bout of streaker tweaker vandalism did not go over very well with the owner of the car, and before authorities could arrive on the scene, the driver gave the naked man a fully clothed beat down.

The naked, bruised and possibly psychotic man was taken to a nearby hospital, where he was treated for a possible drug overdose and a well deserved knot on his forehead.

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