Name: Melissa All Smiles

Location: First night out in the big city!

Occupation:  Sales associate at a cork board distribution company.

Spends Her Free Time: Dying, tailoring and wearing actual fish nets.

Hobbies: Scrapbooking, keeping mementos of fun times, creating vision boards.

Skills: Holds the bronze medal (pictured, on vision board) for best use of a cork board from last year's company picnic.

Into: Smilin'!

Not Into: Opacity.

6 Things She Can’t Live Without: Thumbtacks, taquitos, her VHS collection, '5 Minute Abs,' her sewing machine, and Craigslist casual encounters.

Her Motto: "Don't 'mesh' with perfection!"

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