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Melissa All Smiles — Hot Mess of the Day

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Name: Melissa All Smiles

Location: First night out in the big city!

Occupation:  Sales associate at a cork board distribution company.

Spends Her Free Time: Dying, tailoring and wearing actual fish nets.

Hobbies: Scrapbooking, keeping mementos of fun times, creating vision boards.

Skills: Holds the bronze medal (pictured, on vision board) for best use of a cork board from last year’s company picnic.

Into: Smilin’!

Not Into: Opacity.

6 Things She Can’t Live Without: Thumbtacks, taquitos, her VHS collection, ’5 Minute Abs,’ her sewing machine, and Craigslist casual encounters.

Her Motto: “Don’t ‘mesh’ with perfection!”

HEY, GUYS! This is not a real profile. It was made up for the sheer entertainment that comes from browsing through pictures of, well, hot messes. BTW! If you or someone you know should be one of our Hot Messes of the Day, send us a quick email at jackie [@] guyspeed.com.

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