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What do you do when all the girls you ask to prom are already planning to go with other guys? Apparently, you get on Twitter and start asking porn stars to go with you. That’s what one Minnesota teen has done.

Mike Stone, an 18-year-old high school senior, decided that the lack of availability of dates at his high school should not leave him dateless for his senior prom. Forget asking girls from other schools or his mom, he quickly decided that the next best thing would be taking a porn star. Stone sent almost 600 tweets to various adult film actresses who are also on Twitter, asking if they would be willing to go to prom with him if he bought them a plane ticket. Surprisingly, he got two takers but probably a ton of Twitter spam.

Megan Piper, who lives in L.A., didn’t go to her senior prom and said she’d be happy to go with Stone if he covered the travel costs. She said, “I thought it was really cute, and I thought it would make his night by saying ‘yes.’” She also said her boyfriend wouldn’t mind, but we think Stone should keep an eye out just in case.

Emy Reyes, another adult film actress, also accepted Stone’s offer, tweeting back to him that she would “love tooo.” So, now Stone has to make a choice.

Yes, that’s right, some kid from Minnesota has to decide which willing porn star to take to his senior prom. This just proves that, above all else, dating is a game of numbers. If you ask 600 porn stars to go out with you, one or two of them are bound to say yes. It’s like shooting syphilis in a barrel.

[Via The Daily Dot]

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