Nina Nanook — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: The newly-built public transit system of Antarctica.
How Many Animals Died for Her Jacket: “Zero, they’re all still technically alive.” We didn’t ask.
Skills: Living taxidermist (again, we didn’t ask, expert camouflage hair colorist, freelance party entertainer — ask about her special holiday ‘Nanook of the North Terror Package!’
Why She’s Wearing Tightrope Walker Shoes: Because she’s a tightrope walker. Duh.
Her Motto: “Lady Gaga may be a little monster, but I’m the biggest one around!”