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Not-So-Little Boy Blue — Hot Mess of the Day

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Name: Not-so-little Boy Blue

Location: The Tidy Bowl toilet cleaner factory

Occupation: Factory line-man, ‘Blue Man Group’ hopeful and weekly attender of open auditions for the past 11 years. (One call-back, which was a clerical error).

Hobbies: Creating monochromatic environments, listening to Muddy Waters and Leadbelly, and eating blue raspberry-flavored anything. 

3 Things He Can’t Live Without: His Eiffel 65 Greatest Hits cd, Criterion Collection DVD of My Blue Heaven, and a waterproof jock strap.

Skills: Hard-squinting, blowing “blue bubbles” (we didn’t ask), and making”hug art” (what he calls it when he gets blue body paint all over you).

His Motto: “Looks like i ‘blue’ myself prematurely.”

HEY, GUYS! This is not a real profile. It was made up for the sheer entertainment that comes from browsing through pictures of, well, hot messes. BTW! If you or someone you know should be one of our Hot Messes of the Day, send us a quick email at jackie [@]

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