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Guy Tries to Score Digits With Amazingly Offensive Pickup Lines

Being perverse and crude may not seem like the way to a woman’s heart, but it’s definitely a way to stand out.

This guy throws social mores out the window when he brazenly uses skeezy (and some NSFW) pickup lines.

Our favorite? “You smell like trash. Can I take you out?” What woman wouldn’t be swept off her feet with poetry like that? Stick around ’til the end, too, when one woman gives him a good dose of his own medicine.

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