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In one of the nuttiest attempts at reconciliation we've ever seen, a 32-year-old verbally-abusive man from India sliced off his own tongue to win back his estranged wife. If cutting off a body part doesn't say "I'm sorry," we don't know what does.

Justin Bieber, America's Pop Star teen idol is not someone we're usually jealous of. We don't hate him or anything; he's fine! Whatever! Last night, though, we'll admit that we got a little bit green-eyed, watching him on stage with so many beautiful women.

We've got the scene from 'Varsity Blues' where Ali Larter wears a whipped cream bikini permanently etched into our brains. But somehow, we never noticed Queens-based comedian Avery Monsen's naked cameo before. Suddenly, this scene takes on a whole new level of kinky.

Milloux Suicide is a 23-year-old California girl who is a radio promoter by day and a sexual deviant by night.

We know what you're thinking: Who in their right mind would ever let a babe like this walk away? And yet, some people do break up with stunners. Here's our list of 10 reasons let a beautiful girl walk away with some photos from last night's 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show to show that every breakup has it's backside upside.

He who dies with the most toys wins.

Brittany is a 25-year-old model from the City of Angels, Los Angeles. Sounds about right; this photo makes us think we've died and gone to heaven.

As guys, there are tons of basic rules we need to follow in order to ensure a clean sweep with the ladies, like faking that whole 'acting like a gentleman' crap and paying for meals.

We've heard of dumb drunken decisions before, but this one -- where two men were arrested after posing in front of a sheriff's helicopter in the middle of a medical emergency -- may just beat all others.

Like dogs, guys like to pee on new and interesting things. So when Redditor CappnPoopdeck spotted a pregnancy test that his ex-girlfriend had left in his medicine cabinet, the urge to urinate on it and see what would happen was obviously pretty overwhelming.

We may have mentioned Madalina Ghenea’s name around here before, but can you blame us for bringing her up again? The Romanian supermodel is beyond hot. We can barely stand to glance at a picture of her without having to excuse ourselves by saying, “I’ll be in my bunk.”

Brittany Dailey is a popular urban model and actress, who has appeared in countless music videos and magazines. She also has one incredibly hot Twitter feed.

Occupation: Full-time hair model, part-time dishrag. Skills: Clogging shower drains, meeting new friends. 3 Things She Can’t Live Without: The "Whip My Hair Back And Forth" remix (only MP3 on her 1st generation iPod), Horse-grade hair conditioner, and a back brace...

We're a little caught up in all this election stuff, still, so we've doing a lot of Twitter searches to find out how the people of America feel. We've been focusing on the babe population, mostly.

The 2012 Election was historic, and it came down to the one key issue for us: How many hot women were going out to cast their vote?

Whoever you were rooting for, we can all agree that election night was pretty stressful.

When we think of girl-on-girl action, we do not exactly imagine a wild-eyed drunken brawl between ex-Playboy playmates and a room full of strippers - but it definitely ranks in at a close second.

Riae is a 28-year-old Suicide Girl from Italy who says she buys her sex toys at the hardware store.

Little 3-year-old Dillan Warden was recently playing in his front yard when he felt nature call. The toddler is being potty trained and, since he wasn’t close to a bathroom, he did what any young boy in the situation would do —- he unzipped and let it fly. Instead of being rewarded for keeping his big boy pants dry, he found himself slapped with a $2,500 fine for public urination.

Amanda Wagner is a 26-year-old Baltimore babe who wears a bikini better than anyone we've ever seen.