Name: Peaches N' Creamy (Shown above in reverse order)

Location: "Vegas. Well, a suburb of Vegas, temporarily."

Occupation: Freelance entertainment duo. Peaches is also a part-time counselor at Kiddie Tots Afterschool Play Emporium Timez.

Hobbies: "Anything girly! We love pink, glitter, makeup, shopping, credit cards, and smiling at boys! Right Creamy?!" (Creamy declined comment.)

6 Things They Can’t Live Without: Peaches: "Pink dye, pink lemonade, pink fur, pink undies, pink paint and my pink Jeep Wrangler!" Creamy: "Kill me. Do it."

Skills: Friendship!

Their Motto: “Two in the pink...and that's all!"

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