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Immortalize Your Manhood With This ‘Create-a-Mate’ Casting Kit

Has a woman ever told you that they wish they could cast your junk in bronze and keep it forever? Yeah us, either. If it ever happens though, we’re gonna be prepared.

At the Create-a-Mate website, you can order your very own dong-casting kit to make an exact replica of your salami soldier in rubber. The kit also includes a vibrator that goes inside of the casting. Girlfriend Christmas Present: CHECK.

Other companies like Clone-A-Willy even let you make a candle out of your cannon , but we’re  not psyched about the idea of watching our meat melt.

A little more Googling and we discovered that they make casting kits for lady parts, too, so cancel that Fleshlight order because you can do better.

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