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Piranha Cuffs — the Bad Ass Alternative to Wallets

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Wallets are, literally, a pain in the butt. It’s like sitting on a brick — a brick filled with credit cars, medical ID cards and Orange Julius coupons.

It’s time to take the wallet out of your butt and put it on your arm. Check out these awesome piranha cuffs — made from 100% reclaimed car leather and lined with fine fabrics, fluff, or silk brocade.

That’s right, the same seat that Fat Vinnie from Yonkers farted in for seven years while commuting in his 97′ Buick Skylark was converted into a cool arm band to hold all your important documentation. Just be sure to have an excuse handy when the girl at Orange Julius asks why the coupon you just handed her smells like leather and burrito farts.

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