Want to Figure Out Your Poop Salary?
The bathroom break is an office worker’s respite from the stress and calamity induced by his / her cubicle or corner office.
For most, the smartphone has replaced the magazine or newspaper as the relaxing time-killer of choice while taking care of other business. It’s a fortress of solitude – until the guy next to you unleashes hell and forgets to flush – where you can think, ponder, and wax philosophical. A place to clear your head and re-calibrate. But, have you ever wondered how much money you’re making while making food babies?
Well, there’s an app for that. Available on the Android in the Google Play store is “Poop Salary“, an app that times your poops, keeps track of your total poop worth, and allows you to overshare with others.
Currently, the feedback doesn’t stink – it has an average rating of 4.4 and outside of 1 or 2 programming bugs, it looks like it has the potential to become the sh– bomb. Rarely do you have anyone saying, ‘what a waste’… unless, of course, they’re surmising their Chipotle aftermath.