One of the main reasons we love sports so much is that it’s chock full of sexual innuendos. There are poles, strokes, a whole lot of balls, and that’s just the beginning. You name it, we can twist it around and make it sexual, because we’re all immature 12-year-old kids at heart.

What’s even better is that there are athletes out there whose porn star-esque names don’t get nearly enough attention among all the pole, stroke, and ball references, but that’s where we come in. We’ve found some of the most awesomely terrible porno or athlete names that are pretty tough to distinguish from one another.

Think you can discern those naked film stars from sport guys and ladies? Think again. Brush up on that X-rated knowledge and flex your sports memory muscles.

It’s time to guess who’s playing ball and who’s playing with balls!