Nothing is more embarrassing for a guy than getting caught buying porn. This guy managed to make such an event even more personally humiliating.

A man in San Antonio, Tex. held up an adult novelty store at gunpoint and demanded cash from the register. The clerk complied and the robber hastily stuffed the dough in his wallet.

As he fled the scene, his wallet slipped out of his pocket and fell to the floor of the store for police to find it. Hopefully, they washed their hands several times after handling the wallet. Since police knew the man who robbed the clerk, they searched his apartment and talked to his supremely disappointed parents, but were unable to find the suspect.

The only way this could be more embarrassing is if he left a receipt in his wallet that showed a proof of purchase for "The Best of Granny Panties Vol. 12." He should have saved his money, it wasn't as good as advertised.

[Via KENS]