Is Purple the Key to Having More Sex?
Purple is sexy. It always has been and especially when being worn by the deliciously-leggy Megan Fox. But did you know that purple can also get you laid? (Not by Megan Fox, probably, but stay with us here.)
Purple is ranked closely behind pink on the list of world’s girliest colors, but a recent survey found that participants who incorporated the color into their bedroom color scheme were getting more action than those with any other colors in their boudoir, with an average of 3.49 “intimate encounters” per week. (This sidetracked us a bit – What does .49% of sex look like? Doesn’t seem worth it to find out. 100% sex sounds a lot more fun.)
Interested in testing out the theory? Be careful: There’s a right and a wrong way to go about incorporating purple in your bedroom. Hey, wake up! We’re trying to get you laid.
a few hints:
- Less is more – Adding a little bit of purple can create a relaxing, panty-dropping atmosphere, while too much can make you look like a a creep and a half.
- Think dark — Deep eggplant shades are masculine, especially when mixed with other dark colors — Steer clear of lilac. Please.
- Concentrate on bigger focal points – 100 purple candles all over your room will make you look like a Wiccan Lord– Go for a purple rug, lamp, or comforter.
- Keep it sophisticated– Grape juice vs. wine.
Still unclear? It’s cool, we made you some vision boards since men are visual learners, or, whatever.
Good Bedroom Purple
Bad Bedroom purple
Class is dismissed.