Names: Rainy Day Randy, master of laser weaponry.

Location: Usually either cell block B of a local abandoned prison (pictured), or his mom's basement in Flushing, Queens.

Occupation: Shift manager at LaZeR FaSt FuNtImEz. He got the job just to improve his game for the professional tournaments, though. He really wants to be an actor.

Hobbies:  Playing Diablo, "tricking out" his laser tag gun, underground Hentai publications, learning to play Ukulele, memorizing teen drama monologues.

6 Things He Can’t Live Without: Prescription deodorant, protective eyewear, quick feet, sweet friends, hot babes and cold beers.

Skills: Hiding, seeking, rocking out.

His Motto: “Is it hot in here?"

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