If you find both lawyers and rappers offensive, Lawyer Mike is one-stop shopping.

The Knoxville, Tennessee based entertainment attorney decided a few years ago he wanted to be more "entertainment" and less "attorney," and began putting out videos on his YouTube channel that, admittedly, do have some catchy hooks.

But the rapping? Oh lord, the rapping. Let's just say we hope he's better in the courtroom than he is at rocking a rhyme. His "assistant" in the video is incredibly attractive. We wonder if Mike put out an ad like this to find her.

Take a look at the clip below for 'It's Time,' and if you groove on Lawyer Mike, you might want to consult the opinion of a different professional -- an ear doctor.

[via BuzzFeed]