Name: Rhonda and Rodney Rainbow

Location: San Francisco, CA

Occupation: Owners and operators of Rhonda and Rodney's Rowdy Rickshaw - A bar pick-up service for the intoxicated and adventurous.

Spend Their Free Time: "I mean, getting into the costumes pretty much eats up most of the day. Sometimes we go to Boston Market."

Hobbies: Scouting eBay for My Little Pony memorabilia, attending Candyland tournaments and hard-crush fetishists.

Skills: Teamwork.

6 Things They Can’t Live Without: "Can we have 7? ROYGBIV."

Their Motto: "Don't put the cart before the Crayola centaur."

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