Speaking of sharks, who wouldn't want to see a bunch of rich, yacht-riding, tux-wearing dbags get all chawed up by a shark the size of a Greyhound bus? To make things even more pleasurable, some of the men exhibit particularly boorish behavior (stealing a lifejacket off a scared blonde woman? Chomp!) right before getting swallowed whole. Weirdly, the shark seems perfectly happy to eat rafts, tubing and a jet ski in order to get at the tasty morsels on top of them. This one might also win "worst shark f/x in history" which is truly saying something.

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