Nothing produces more wide eyes and hanging jaws for guys than a quality vintage car. That's assuming that naked women and busty lesbians aren't in them because combining the two could cause a hormone surge that would destroy the Earth. It's a better way to go than stupid global warming.

A huge auction in Monaco will do just that as they role out an impressive line of the world's sleekest and coolest racing-grade and street-legal cars from yesteryear. RM Auctions of Monaco will hold their auction on May 11 and 12 and sell just under 100 mint-condition classic rides.

One of the more impressive vintage rides in the auction's catalog include a 1971 Ferrari 365 GTS/4 Daytona Spyder that is the third of the 122 Daytona Spyders ever produced. It is expected to sell for at least $1 million.

If you're looking for something that was made after you were born, you can't go wrong with a 2006 Ferrari FXX Evoluzione, an impressive and very exclusive high performance car from Ferrari's lineup. A 12-cylinder powered, 860 horsepower producing monster that is so exclusive, only 30 were ever made and those were barely driven by their owners. In fact, the model that goes up for sale next month had only one owner and was never driven. Thankfully, someone has driven this mighty machine and they took along a camera to show the rest of what it's like. Try not to drool too much or you'll short circuit your keyboard.

[Via New York Times]