Salon Vajazzles Wrong Name on Wife’s Hoo-Ha
For those of us who don't watch 'The View' (all of us) or have a girlfriend that considers 'Cosmo' the Bible (dodged that bullet), vajazzling is the act of applying glitter and jewels to a woman's bikini area for aesthetic purposes that was made popular by British TV show 'The Only Way Is Essex'.
We didn't think the vagina really needed much help to snatch our attention, but we applaud those ladies considerate (and crazy) enough to dress up their coochies for their significant others. One person who isn't clapping is the 40-year-old woman who tried to get her husband's name "Lee" vajazzled but instead got "Len".
The salon's owner claims the vajazzler has a boyfriend named, "Len", which must've caused the brain fart. We think she has a future as a barista at Starbucks, where they NEVER get your name wrong.