Sarah Silverman Will ‘Scissor’ a Mitt Romney Supporter For $100 Million
Of all the female comedians out there, Sarah Silverman might have the biggest balls. Actually, that’s sexist. She’s got bigger beans than most male comedians. This publicity stunt could be her ballsiest move to date.
Casino billionaire Sheldon Adelson, age 78, has announced that he will donate $100 million to Mitt Romney’s campaign to defeat Barack Obama in November. According to the home-base for this proposal, ScissorSheldon.com, the “$100 Million Man” is the eighth wealthiest American, with a personal wealth estimated to be $24.9 billion, and his original choice for Presidential candidate was Newt Gingrich.
There are so many highlights to this video, but the winner has to be, ‘How many Republican billionaires are giving their money to Mitt Romney? All of ’em. How many of them are getting scissored by a bikini-bottomed hot Jewess with big naturals? How many, Sheldon?’ Actually, with that kind of money, probably more than you think.
We loved her show on Comedy Central for its shock value but we’re sort of hoping Sheldon calls her bluff to see how far she’ll take this. Fake-scissoring her ‘Tales from the Crypt’ dog is one thing, having ‘traditional lesbian sex to fruition’ with Grandaddy Warbucks is another.