Lake Bell has one of those weird names that's two unrelated one-syllable nouns next to each other. Imagine being named Chair House or Bird Spoon or Sock Flute. Anyway, she's hot, though, and that's what really matters in this world.

Lake is currently appearing in The Secret Life of Pets -- well, her voice is -- and come to think of it, she could be playing a character named Bird Spoon in that, right? Maybe Dog Plate or Cat Bowl, if they want a more traditional pet. We've gotta go look this up, brb...