Minka Kelly is perhaps the quintessential result of rock-star behavior. She's the daughter of former Aerosmith guitarist Rick Dufay and an exotic dancer named Maureen Kelly. For some reason, we doubt she went by Maureen onstage. Probably something like Crystal or Jade or, our personal favorite, Chastity.

One of the benefits of such a talented, good-looking coupling is that the offspring tends to be talented and good-looking, as is clearly the case with Minka. Come to think of it, that's a pretty good stripper name too. Unfortunately Minka didn't follow in her mother's footsteps, though we still hold out hope that she'll take on a role that requires her to tap into her genetically-advantaged abilities. Something involving a shiny brass pole, if ya know what we're getting at. (We want to see her strip.)