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Shirtless Lunatic Devours Pancakes in the Middle of Busy Road

This guy found himself in a sticky situation.

Authorities in Lakeland, Fla. have charged Kiaron Thomas with placing an obstruction in the roadway and disrupting the free flow of traffic after he sat down in a chair at a crosswalk and ate pancakes earlier this month.

You can’t believe you just read that? We can’t believe we just wrote that.

Was it Mrs. Butterworth all the legal trouble? It seems like the answer is a big “yes.” WTVT reports Thomas and his friend who shot the video pulled the stunt to get exposure for their social media pages. Thomas will be in the spotlight yet again when he appears in court on April 25.

It’s unclear if he faces any jail time, but we can’t help but think that if he does he’ll ask to be spared time in the slammer and ask to do his time in — ready for it? — a Log Cabin. Sorry, we just couldn’t resist.

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