Smurfasaur Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Today’s Suicide Girl is a Pennsylvania peach with pointy ears who moonlights as a “horror burlesque dancer.”
Her name is Smurfasaur Suicide, but this super hot tatted-up 22-year-old is no Smurfette. She’s a sexy and striking babe with pink hair, and she buys her sex toys at the local hardware store. Scroll through to learn a little more about Surfasaur.
NAME: Smurfasaur Suicide
LOCATION: Pennsylvania, USA
OCCUPATION: Piercer, horror burlesque dancer, certified klutz
BODY MODS: Pointy ears, a scar on my chest and tattoos!
FAVORITE POSITION: Get it cowgirl!
I LOST MY VIRGINITY: When I was like 12 or 13
KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.
MAKES ME HAPPY: ‘ET,’ toys, raves, beaver lighters, music, My Little Pony, Care Bears, comics, Conventions, TV, getting tattooed
MAKES ME SAD: People who lack respect. sometimes I cry to ‘Degrassi’
HOBBIES: Everything, I’m a serial hobbiest/collector… no really dude, its getting scary
I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Surfing the web, and working
BANDS: So many rave djs, Rush, Love Arcade, Rob Zombie, Nekromantix, Monster Magnet
FILMS: ‘ET,’ ‘The Karate Kid,’ ‘Back to the Future’
BOOKS: Pop Salvation, Piece of Cake, Fables, Fell
VIDEO GAMES: DDR!!!!!, Tetris, Fatal Frame, Super Mario World
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