Before we get into this story, can we address the fact that there is an actual Ice Cream company called 'Mr. Ding-A-Ling?' Did everyone know this but us?

Not only that, but they have actual rivals in their town of Gloversville, NY: a competitor named 'Sno Cone Joe.' The rivalry recently became so intense that Josh Malatino and Amanda Scott were arrested and charged with second degree harassment and fourth degree stalking.

The two were apparently following Ding-a-Ling's truck around Gloversville, playing their music loud enough to drown out Dingy's song, while announcing over the PA that their ice cream was free, to steal customers. Seems like a bad business plan, but we get the goal.

Pretty cold move, Joe. Heh.