'Spider-Man's' web sense wasn't tingling, but his tummy was probably smarting, after getting poked in the gut during an attempted robbery. Alabama Live spins the web of a Spider-Man impostor's failed attempt at knocking off a convenience store.

The impostor, 56-year-old Dale Foughty, was wielding a sword and demanding money from the clerks. One of the clerks poked Foughty with the broom, while the other clerk was able to unmask him. He fled soon after. Sheriff's deputies found him at a nearby house.

Just your friendly neighborhood moron. Excelsior.

[Via Alabama Live]