It's almost here! St Patrick's Day is our favorite holiday, and not just because it's soaked in booze. Well okay, it's a lot about that, but there is more, we swear.

To prepare, we've highlighted the A-Z's of St. Patrick's Day; what you'll see, what you'll do, and what we're really, really hoping you won't do. Crack open a Guinness and let's get started, shall we?