The Starbucks Sleeper – Hot Mess of the Day

Name: The Starbucks Sleeper

Occupation: On the weekends, I'm the guy who screams obscenities at you every morning while you're trying to get your cup of coffee. During the week, though, I'm a cashier at Victoria's Secret.

Interests: Alcohol. It sounds trashy, but I'm actually a bit of a connoisseur and enjoy tasting as many different kinds as I can.

Hobbies: I enjoy sleeping in on weekends. Work really tires me out... At least, I think it's work. I'm so tired I just can't remember.

What I'm doing with my life: I like to party. Who doesn't? Sometimes I go out really late and lose track of time, but I always end up in the right place at the right time.

What are 5 things you can't live without?: Air conditioning, my morning coffee, Baby GAP, GPS locator, the Breath of Life.

What's the first thing people notice about you?: Definitely my hair. Whenever people see me, they're always completely shocked and I can only assume it's 'cause they can't believe how good my hair looks.

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