If you're in a bar in Michigan in the next few days and step into the men's room to answer the call of nature, don't be surprised if the urinal talks to you.
No, not because you've had one too many (unless you have), but because you're peeing on one of the talking urinal-deodorizer cakes being put in place to remind you not to drink and drive.
Americans are a notoriously heavy drinkers and now science says that we're the drunkest we've ever been.
You may have heard the one about the frat boys who got drunk by drinking booze through their backsides. If you did, you probably wondered if this was actually possible, but resisted trying it yourself because you have pride and a perfectly functional mouth.
This is bound to be the best news you’ve heard all year -- experts say that giving up drinking for the month of January to detox from holiday binges is a bad idea.
There’s partying and then there’s Australian-style partying.
It's always important in life to "dress the part" but what exactly does a person wear to look drunk? How about a shirt alerting everyone to that fact?
Nothing announces your manliness to the universe more than taking a big ol' swig of your favorite adult beverage from a pocket flask. This gargantuan flask, however, will make you the envy of every drunk in the world and probably will place you on some police watch list.
